Yesterday’s newspaper search was frustrating and completely void of results, but I have some more headlines that tickled my funny bone. Here’s hoping 1933 is more fruitful!
Hen’s Path of Glory Leads But to Skillet
Wants His Arm Back (Car thieves made off with a man’s prosthetic arm.)
Girl Brings Cattle to Pay College Fees (You think you had it bad paying for college? Imagine arriving for your first day on horseback herding 9 head of cattle.)
Women Threaten to Haunt Bandits
To Pay in Jam (As in using jam or jelly as payment.)
Bird Tears Hole in Wing of Airplane